**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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