Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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