Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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