why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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