your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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