this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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