she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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