do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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