no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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