We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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