thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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