just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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