she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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