Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
All the doctor said was why
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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