that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
im holly from the hills drunk
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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