Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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