is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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