His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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