So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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