If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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