Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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