i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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