Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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