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No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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