Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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