No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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