I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
did you just send me my own nude
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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