Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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