my mouth tastes like poor choices
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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