Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
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These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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