Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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