he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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