I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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