break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize