oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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