Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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