I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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