You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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