We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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