I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
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hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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