Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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