I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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