arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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