well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
grandma shit on top of the toilet
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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