I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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