Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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