...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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