I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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