Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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