making cat noises will not fix the situation.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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